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(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Judge: Is ke dono kaan kaat do.
Santa: nahi main andha ho jaunga
Judge: Kaan kaatne se andha kaise hoga?
Santa: Chashma kaha lagaunga
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Judge: why are you arrested?
Santa: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early were you shoping?
santa: before opening the shop
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Santa:ye plane itna bada hota hai,
to usse paint kaise karte he?
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(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?
Halwai:30 Saal Se..!
Santa: Badi Sharm Ki Baat he
Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Santa To Banta: Wo Dukandar Logo Ko Lut-ta Hai
Banta:Q?
Santa: Maine Kal Usse Biscut Kharida Uspe Likha Tha Sugar Free
but us k under se Biscuit k siwa kuch nahi nikla
