Santa Banta SMS / text Messages






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Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages

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Teacher (Giving instructn) – Start Computer
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Santa- I did
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Teacher- Now open my computer
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Santa- Miss, where is your computer?.


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Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test.
So, I want to score good marks.




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# Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
loadingInitializing delivery options, please wait…


Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 1,024 | characters: 195

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? :-)