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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 106 | characters: 280

Clever Answer to the Interview Question..

What will you do if I run away with your sister?”

The candidate who was selected for the job answered
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” I will not get a better match
for my sister than you sir”
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‘please like this txt message’


Category: English SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 1,324 | characters: 776

Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend.
Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police.

“I was walking by Mr. Tidy’s house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside.

That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward.”
The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Tidy.
How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying..?

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Category: Riddle SMS | Total views: 2,857 | characters: 425

Dhondh ke dikha do in 7’swalon me 7′frut ke nam..
It’Z a chalng 4u:

1=Qasai boht dair me aya
2=Saba amir ki behan hai
3=ye pajama naya hai?
4=Shahana aram kar rahi hogi?
5=meri ammi ke lambe baal hain.
6=Mujhe na riyalu chahyen
7=woh to boht shareef admi hai.

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Category: Riddle SMS | Total views: 3,183 | characters: 230

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
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Category: English SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 222 | characters: 664

Increase You General Knowledge

Qeustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of “ICICI?”

6. What does “baker’s dozen” signify?

7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot – India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?

9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?

10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?