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Category: Riddle SMS | Total views: 10 | characters: 147

Can you find the V?
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWW
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*Like it* if you can see it

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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS | Total views: 133 | characters: 940

Clever TOPPERS ANSWERS*
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples

and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 90 | characters: 280

Clever Answer to the Interview Question..

What will you do if I run away with your sister?”

The candidate who was selected for the job answered
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” I will not get a better match
for my sister than you sir”
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‘please like this txt message’

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Category: English SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 1,151 | characters: 776

Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend.
Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police.

“I was walking by Mr. Tidy’s house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside.

That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward.”
The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Tidy.
How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying..?

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Category: Riddle SMS | Total views: 2,466 | characters: 425

Dhondh ke dikha do in 7’swalon me 7′frut ke nam..
It’Z a chalng 4u:

1=Qasai boht dair me aya
2=Saba amir ki behan hai
3=ye pajama naya hai?
4=Shahana aram kar rahi hogi?
5=meri ammi ke lambe baal hain.
6=Mujhe na riyalu chahyen
7=woh to boht shareef admi hai.

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