11 saal jail mai rehny wala shakhs hmara
“President”
6 saal jail main rehny wala hmara
“Prime Minister”
10 saal jala watan rahny wala hmara.
“cheif minister of punjab”
2 sal nazar band rehne wala hamara
“Chief Justice Pakistan”
2 ,4 sal tusi v reh Aao….
future ban jaae ga
Pakistan me
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dam
1843 nahrain
638246 kuwain
9834672 nalkey
93167346 tankiyan
734219465 totiyan
Hain
Per! Tusi nahandey fir v nahi ho
When u take my name slowly,
I die at the spot..
smjh ayi??
nhi i..!
O ho!
Jaddon holi jaee laina ain mera naa
main thaan mar jaani
aan 
Ek Admi ne Zoo main 3 tarha ki zabanain bolne wala tota dekha jo
English, Urdu or Pnjabi bolta tha.
ADMI: How are you?
TOTA: I’m fine.
ADMI: Ky hal hai?
TOTA: Mein thek hon.
ADMI: Ki haal a tera?
TOTA: Kutiya koi hor gal v puch lay:-D
Oh gal kardi muskurai
Asin samJhe kuri line ty aai
fir usne saady number di mang paai
Asin v apni sari yari uste lutai
fir usne apni ammi sady nal milaai
fir pata nai sade dil which ki aai
Assi naal le gaye apna bhai
pata nai veer ny ki kahani paii
Yaro aaJ o kuri ae sadi bharJai
MORAL:~
apni bachi bhai ki pohanch se door rakhiye:-)
