Category: Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 230 | characters: 170
SARDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khelata gya
1 Month k bad SARDAR ne TOTAY se pucha
“Mian Mithu Churi Khani”
TOTA:
“Kyo kanjra
Mirchaan muk gayyian ne?
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Category: Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 230 | characters: 170
Category: Punjabi SMS | Total views: 107 | characters: 141
Soney di itt mahiya,
RAB tenu mobile dita koi SMS te likh mahiya.
Sone di wang mahiya,
Je SMS nahi karna te enu itt mar k Pan mahiya,,..
Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS | Total views: 207 | characters: 167
Tak lei sajan teri yari
Kadi mi$cal v tu na mari
Edhar,ohdar lamyan calan
Mout paindi sadi vari
Rab kry 10 din light na avay
Muk jay batery teri sari.
Category: Punjabi SMS | Total views: 444 | characters: 171
Sardr: putar tu paper vich100% number lena
.
.
putar:dont’worry me 200% levan ga
.
sardr:kanjar mazak karda mere naal
.
putar: pehly mazak kis kanjar ne shuru kita
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS, Punjabi SMS | Total views: 1,886 | characters: 305
11 saal jail mai rehny wala shakhs hmara
“President”
6 saal jail main rehny wala hmara
“Prime Minister”
10 saal jala watan rahny wala hmara.
“cheif minister of punjab”
2 sal nazar band rehne wala hamara
“Chief Justice Pakistan”
2 ,4 sal tusi v reh Aao….
future ban jaae ga
Category: Insult SMS, Punjabi SMS | Total views: 481 | characters: 164
Pakistan me
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dam
1843 nahrain
638246 kuwain
9834672 nalkey
93167346 tankiyan
734219465 totiyan
Hain
Per! Tusi nahandey fir v nahi ho