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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 221 | characters: 164

Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya

Zardari= Bhai 1 kilo Doodh dena kuttay k liye

Doodh wala= Yaheen piyo ge
Ya
Pack kardon?

*Xpress News*
har kuttay pr nazar.


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 95 | characters: 119

Zarday aur zardari mein kia farq hai?

Zarda khushyoun mein khaya jata hai

aur zardari khushyoun ko kha jata hai.




Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 1,359 | characters: 483

Altaf Hussain 1 School Visit Karne Gaya.
1Class Me Aa K Bola:
Bacho!
Koi Sawal Pochna He To Pochen!

Pappu Bola:
Mere 3 Swal Hen.
1
Ap Pakistan Q Nhi Jate?
2
Kia MQM Syasi Jamat He?
3
MQM Election Kese Jet’ti He?
is Se Pehle K Altaf Jwab Deta Half Time Ki Bell Baj Gai.

After Half Time Bablu Khara Hokr Bola:
Sir Mere 5 Swal Hen

3 Sawal To Wohi Hen Jo PAPPU Ne Poche The

4
Half Time Ki Bell 20 Minut Pehle Kese Baj Gai?
Or
Aakhri Sawal.

PAPPU Kahan He?