Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 326 | characters: 130
Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.
Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?
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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 326 | characters: 130
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 185 | characters: 126
Zardari se bara nahi dunya main koi bay emaan,
Wah wah Wah wah Wah wah
Kuch hi dino main apni bhabhi hongi Sheeren Rehman.
Category: Faraz SMS, Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 821 | characters: 160
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya faraq hai?
Faraz replied:
Simple……. Aap pooray mulk ki baja rahy ho
or poora mulk meri baja raha hai.
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 342 | characters: 126
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan.
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 408 | characters: 291
Ab main karonga mara mari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Maine pehle apna sala mara,
Phir apni bivi mari,
Ab hai poori qoam ki bari,
Dil khol k lotonga,
Qoam ki raqam sari ki sari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Zulm or loota mari main par jayegi,
Ab PPP sari ki sari,
Q k Mera naam hai Zardari.