DecentSMS.com » Politics SMS http://decentsms.com latest free sms / love sms / Text Messages [ new sms / Funny sms / good night / birthday sms j Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:58:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 Osama bin Ladin in HD Video http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/osama-bin-ladin-in-hd-video.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/osama-bin-ladin-in-hd-video.html#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 19:59:06 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=12017 OSAMA: I am not DEAD
OBAMA: haha no one wud believe it
OSAMA: I am sending another VDO
OBAMA: lol go ahead ppl will think its old
OSAMA: no this tyme i m sending HD VDO with 3D technology. :D

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/osama-bin-ladin-in-hd-video.html/feed 0 ALTAF BHAI IN A REVOLUTIONARY SPEECH http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/altaf-bhai-in-a-revolutionary-speech.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/altaf-bhai-in-a-revolutionary-speech.html#comments Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:07:58 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=9964 ALTAF BHAI
IN A
REVOLUTIONARY
SPEECH:
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Jaaageeerdaaar
Waderaaaa
Sarmaaayaadaarr
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mujhee bataaayaaaa jaaayye
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kisnayy kahaaa thaaaaa pepsi pe 5 rs kumm kerdo0o0?

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/altaf-bhai-in-a-revolutionary-speech.html/feed 0 Shoe hurled at Asif Ali Zardari in England http://decentsms.com/politics-sms/shoe-hurled-at-asif-ali-zardari-in-england.html http://decentsms.com/politics-sms/shoe-hurled-at-asif-ali-zardari-in-england.html#comments Sat, 07 Aug 2010 17:01:57 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=9657 Shoe hurled at Asif Ali Zardari in England
President Zardari was addressing
a gathering of PPP workers at a convention here when a man stood up
and threw something towards the direction of the President
as he criticized the latter for his UK trip.

]]> http://decentsms.com/politics-sms/shoe-hurled-at-asif-ali-zardari-in-england.html/feed 0 Budget 2010 Value added tax http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/budget-2010-value-added-tax.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/budget-2010-value-added-tax.html#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:28:39 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=9461 TID: 0608215250114644.
You have recharged
Rs.250.
The deduction of
VAT 25%
…Zardari tax 15%
Benazir Income
Support 10%
Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%
Government supported
Fund 13%
Neew balance:
Rs. -20.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2010 =S =D

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/budget-2010-value-added-tax.html/feed 0 Zardari Ka Elaan http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/zardari-ka-elaan.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/zardari-ka-elaan.html#comments Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:06:49 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8962 Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
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Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
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Aur
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Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/zardari-ka-elaan.html/feed 0 Hungry Dog http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/hungry-dog.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/hungry-dog.html#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:53:36 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8707 “HUNGRY DOG”
Once upon a time, there was Dog
he was very hungry
He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found
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PAKISTAN…
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Han wohi wohi. :-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/hungry-dog.html/feed 0 Bari ayee…. Benazir http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bari-ayee-benazir.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bari-ayee-benazir.html#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:09:25 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8498 Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
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Husband : Chal,
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Bari ayee….
Benazir….. ;)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bari-ayee-benazir.html/feed 0 Lalchi kuttey par kahani http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lalchi-kuttey-par-kahani.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lalchi-kuttey-par-kahani.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:04:27 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7934 Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
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Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain.. :P

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lalchi-kuttey-par-kahani.html/feed 0 Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bheek-maangna-q-sikha-rahe-hain.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bheek-maangna-q-sikha-rahe-hain.html#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:56:47 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7746 samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P ]]> Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bheek-maangna-q-sikha-rahe-hain.html/feed 0 Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/mard-zyada-sharif-hain-ya-aurtain.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/mard-zyada-sharif-hain-ya-aurtain.html#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 08:16:39 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7538 Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Pathan
Ans. Mard

Q k Mardon Main

UMar Sharif
Nawaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif
HaMza Sharif
Jab k aurton Me sirf
Babra Sharif

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