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Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 4 | characters: 575

1. Got his Education from England
2. Was included in University’s Hall of Fame
3. Suffered severely in starting of his career
4. Married a non Muslim lady , marriage failed, wife went to London
5. Children custody to mother as per judge’s decision
6. Failure in start of his political career
7. Won only 1 seat after a decade of struggle
8. His party won hearts of people after Jalsa at Lahore
9. All parties stood against his party
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You think its Imran Khan’s story
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NO its Quaid-e-Azam’s story !!!
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History is repeating itself… think again ! VOTE WISELY!


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 57 | characters: 195

OSAMA: I am not DEAD
OBAMA: haha no one wud believe it
OSAMA: I am sending another VDO
OBAMA: lol go ahead ppl will think its old
OSAMA: no this tyme i m sending HD VDO with 3D technology. :D


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 677 | characters: 232

ALTAF BHAI
IN A
REVOLUTIONARY
SPEECH:
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Jaaageeerdaaar
Waderaaaa
Sarmaaayaadaarr
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Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 649 | characters: 254

Shoe hurled at Asif Ali Zardari in England
President Zardari was addressing
a gathering of PPP workers at a convention here when a man stood up
and threw something towards the direction of the President
as he criticized the latter for his UK trip.


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 128 | characters: 243

TID: 0608215250114644.
You have recharged
Rs.250.
The deduction of
VAT 25%
…Zardari tax 15%
Benazir Income
Support 10%
Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%
Government supported
Fund 13%
Neew balance:
Rs. -20.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2010 =S =D