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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 10 | characters: 113

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Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
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Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
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Aur
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Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 124 | characters: 163

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“HUNGRY DOG”
Once upon a time, there was Dog
he was very hungry
He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found
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PAKISTAN…
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Han wohi wohi. :-)

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 99 | characters: 145

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Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
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Husband : Chal,
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Bari ayee….
Benazir….. ;)

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 50 | characters: 96

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Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
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Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain.. :P

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 45 | characters: 166

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Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 742 | characters: 206

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Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Pathan
Ans. Mard

Q k Mardon Main
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