Shoe hurled at Asif Ali Zardari in England
President Zardari was addressing
a gathering of PPP workers at a convention here when a man stood up
and threw something towards the direction of the President
as he criticized the latter for his UK trip.
TID: 0608215250114644.
You have recharged
Rs.250.
The deduction of
VAT 25%
…Zardari tax 15%
Benazir Income
Support 10%
Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%
Government supported
Fund 13%
Neew balance:
Rs. -20.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2010 =S =D
Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
.
Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
.
Aur
.
Seedha Qabrustaan. 
“HUNGRY DOG”
Once upon a time, there was Dog
he was very hungry
He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found
.
PAKISTAN…
.
Han wohi wohi.
Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
.
.
.
.
Husband : Chal,
.
.
Bari ayee….
Benazir….. 
Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
.
.
Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain.. 
