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Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
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Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
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Aur
.
Seedha Qabrustaan.

Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
.
Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
.
Aur
.
Seedha Qabrustaan.
“HUNGRY DOG”
Once upon a time, there was Dog
he was very hungry
He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found
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PAKISTAN…
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Han wohi wohi.
Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
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.
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Husband : Chal,
.
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Bari ayee….
Benazir…..
Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
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Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain..
Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P