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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 51 | characters: 195

OSAMA: I am not DEAD
OBAMA: haha no one wud believe it
OSAMA: I am sending another VDO
OBAMA: lol go ahead ppl will think its old
OSAMA: no this tyme i m sending HD VDO with 3D technology. :D



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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 632 | characters: 232

ALTAF BHAI
IN A
REVOLUTIONARY
SPEECH:
.
Jaaageeerdaaar
Waderaaaa
Sarmaaayaadaarr
.
.
.
.
More »

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Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 645 | characters: 254

Shoe hurled at Asif Ali Zardari in England
President Zardari was addressing
a gathering of PPP workers at a convention here when a man stood up
and threw something towards the direction of the President
as he criticized the latter for his UK trip.

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 122 | characters: 243

TID: 0608215250114644.
You have recharged
Rs.250.
The deduction of
VAT 25%
…Zardari tax 15%
Benazir Income
Support 10%
Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%
Government supported
Fund 13%
Neew balance:
Rs. -20.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2010 =S =D

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 62 | characters: 113

Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
.
Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
.
Aur
.
Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 148 | characters: 163

“HUNGRY DOG”
Once upon a time, there was Dog
he was very hungry
He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found
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PAKISTAN…
.
Han wohi wohi. :-)

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