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Papar aur jhapar main farak


Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 172 | characters: 149

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..


Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 164 | characters: 149

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Tera dost chor hai kya


Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 52 | characters: 260

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.



Biwi aur premika sath sath


Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 53 | characters: 147

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha


Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 45 | characters: 164

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega