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Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 157 | characters: 149

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



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Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 46 | characters: 260

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 42 | characters: 147

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 38 | characters: 164

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 205 | characters: 184

Munna bhai:
bole to murga or murgi me fark kese karne ka
Circuit: Tension nahi lene ka BHAI
patther marne ka
Bhaga to murga
Bhagi to murgi…:p

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Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 65 | characters: 131

Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai, Royenge to note gili ho jayegi na.

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