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Category: English SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 22 | characters: 260

A Legitimate Question !
Does Raymond Davis Have The Right
To Rape Fouzia Wahab On Account Of
Diplomatic Immunity ? ? ?

Is Sms Ko Itna Fwd Karain Ke Fouzia Wahab Tak Pahonch Jai. . .
Let Us Hear A YES From Her
In The Next Press Conference… =P


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 120 | characters: 713

Eik Kafir ka Musalman se Sawaal:

1:Mein Mandir jata hon
Tu Mazaar jata hai
2:Mein Parsaad khata hon
Tu Langar khata hai
.
3:Mein Nariyal Charhata hon
Tu Chaadar Charhata hai
4:Mein Aashirbad leta hon
Tu Muraad leta hai

5:Mein bhi Sajda karta hon
Tu b Sajda krta hai
6:Mein Haath Jorta hon
Tu Maatha Taikta hai

7:Meri bhi Bigri ban jati hai
Teri bhi Muraad Puri ho jati hai

Farq NAHIN to tera mera Bhagwan 2 KYUN hein?

Tere NABI to Masjid gaye
Tu Kyun MAZAAR jata hai?

Tere NABI ne to UPAR Haath uthaye
Tu Kyun QABAR per Lait-Ta ha?

Itna bata de aye Musalman
Mein Kafir hon to Tu KYA hai ???

Mein Mushrik hon to Tu KYA hai ???

Mein Jahannami hon to Tu Jannati kese hai ???


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 27 | characters: 157

TAKLEEF aur
MOHABBAT
Dono Insan ko Anso dye Jati hain.
Lekin
Aik farq hai..

TAKLEEF
Kabi na Kabi Khtm ho Jati hy
Mgr MOHABBAT kabi khtm nahi hoti




Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 14 | characters: 172

Dislove,
Islove,
Thelove,
Bestlove,
Waylove,
2love,
Saylove, Thatlove,
ilove,
Realylove,
Misslove,
Youlove,
Solove,
Muchlove,

(dobara parho or love mat paro)


Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 9 | characters: 286

** Tamam doston se guzarish hy k ALLAH k waaste Zubeda
Aapa ka mazaq na urayein wo buzurg khatoon hen..
ALLAH mazaq urane walo ka mazaq bana deta
hy zara sochein koi istarha hamari Maa ka
mazaq uraein toh? Khud ko b rokein or dusro ko b rokein!

“Zubeda Aapa ka Beta!:p;-):-D