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Clever TOPPERS ANSWERS*
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples

and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) –
What is one morning you woke

up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl – I will be very excited and take an off,
to celebrate with my husband.
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Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this,
but she managed
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it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

The interviewer asked to the candidate
“This is your last question of the

interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table

where u have kept your files.”

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table

and told that this was the central point at the table.

Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point

of this table, then he answers quickly that
“sir u r not likely to ask any more question,
as it was the last question
that u promised to ask…..”

A Legitimate Question !
Does Raymond Davis Have The Right
To Rape Fouzia Wahab On Account Of
Diplomatic Immunity ? ? ?

Is Sms Ko Itna Fwd Karain Ke Fouzia Wahab Tak Pahonch Jai. . .
Let Us Hear A YES From Her
In The Next Press Conference… =P

the first thing you grab

Which The First Thing You Grab
When You Wake Up In The Morning?
-Mobile?
-Walk?
-Pray?
-Breakfast?
Etc…