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Category: English SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 5 | characters: 316

Forex Trading SMS

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.
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What’s considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers


Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 17 | characters: 351

1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+.10.+2.+5
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wah ji wah
      
.kya bat he

Jummey k paise gine ja rahe hain gino g gino!

Tabi main kahon k aj kal jnab k Msg hi nai milty.
4 paesy kia aa gay bh0ol gay j sanu!

(Happy jumma day)


Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 14 | characters: 483

Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare kavi,
Sok tar laman siry Grewan sara khabary kavi.
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Zamong da sar soda hamesh dvi pa dalaro kavi,
Da masharan mo Amrica Landan Japan sara khabre kavi.
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Na warta rasam nay chal da khkulawolo razi,
Da zany khal de da Asmaan sara khabary kavi.
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Da sorko shondo ka sifat da aanango de okram,
Ashiq sary dagha Janan sara khabary kavi.
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Os da pukhtany zarorat ye hes janana neshta,
KHIYAL lewany sho da khpal Zan sara khabare kavi.




Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 61 | characters: 134

Sometimes
we have to
run away from all
not just to
create distance
but…..
also to see
who cares enough
to run behind you….


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Wise SMS Quotes | Total views: 28 | characters: 427

Sultan
SALAAH-U-DIN AYUBI
Ny
Falastin
Sham
Urdan
Lubnan
Aur Misr
Pr Hukumat Ki
BAIT UL MUQDAS B Fatah Kia
Lekin Jb
UN Ka Intaqal Huwa To Qarz Lekar Un K Kafan Dafan Ka Intazam Kiya Gia
Un Ki Wafat K Ba’d Un Ki Zati Ja’edad Ka Hisab Kia Gya
To
1 Ghora
1 Talwar
1 Zirah
1 Dinaar Aur
36 Dirham K Ilawa Kuch Na Tha,
Wo Shadeed Khwahish K Bawajud HAJJ Na Kr Saky.
Ye Azeem Log B Hukmran Thay
AUR Aaj K Hukmran?