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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Latest SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 195 | characters: 466

Ye he mera “KARACHI”
.
>Dunya ka 7th big city
>PAK ka sab sy big city,
>Dunya ka 2nd big founten,
>Asia ka sab sy bara park,
bagh ibn-e-qasim
>Dunya ka wahid city he jiski mini bus ko melbourne or london k musem may rakha gaya he, W11
>Asia ki sab sy bari cow mandi karachi may lgti he
.
>Asia ki sab sy bari kachi abadi karachi may he
orangi town
>Dunya may sab sy zada masjid or sab sy zada madrse karachi may hain
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=PROUD TO B LIVING IN KARACHI=.


Category: English SMS, Informative SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 95 | characters: 356

“SWINE FLU HITS KARACHI”
Symptoms of Swine Flu:
¤ High fever
¤ Cough
¤ Runny or stuffy nose
¤ Sore throat
¤ Body aches
¤ Headache
¤ Chills
¤ Fatigue or tiredness
¤ Diarrhea & vomiting
Signs of a more serious swine flu infection might include:
¤ Pneumonia & respiratory failure.
Plz circulate among all your friends and loved ones.


Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 287 | characters: 159

Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno
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Apka Qasoor Nhi.
Koi B Mera dard Nhi Samj sakta.




Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 114 | characters: 161

Meri Har Ek Baat,
” K”
Har Ek Jumlay,
” K ”
Har Ek Lafz,” K ”
Har Ek Hurf,
” K ”
Har Ek Matlab Me,
Sirf Ek Hi Dua Ha..
” K ” *App Sada* *Khush Raho*


Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 127 | characters: 505

“TM Hi TM HO”
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Hansne me
Rone me
.
Jagne me
Sone me
.
Pane me
Khone me
.
“TM Hi TM HO”
.
Koyal ki koo koo me
Pholon ki khushbu me
.
Gaaon ki gori me
Aatay ki bori me
.
“TUM Hi TUM HO”
.
Abba ki daant me
Tariq road ki chaat me
.
Ammaa ki pitai me
Dil pasand ki mithai me
.
Jhoote ki sachai me
is Dil ki gehrai me
.
“TUM Hi TUM HO”
.
PYAR ki nishani me
Student ki biryani me
.
Chai k hotel me
7up Ki bottle me
.
Karli k sahil me
or,
Mere MOBILE me
.
“TM Hi TM ho.