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stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:20:04 +0000

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Asif, Amir not involved in Spot fixing

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:54:56 +0000

one Point which i want to make clear from you guys !—> In the Video
Bookie was saying that Amir will ball 3rd Ball a No ball of his third
Over “Tomorrow” and Asif will ball a No ball in his 10th Over’s 6th Ball
“Tomorrow”…I wrote Tomorrow in Inverted Commas (Tomorrow).
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If the video was made before the commenc…ement of the match, HOW DID HE KNOW THAT PAKISTAN WILL WIN THE TOSS AND WILL BALL FIRST, it could have been opposite, If England would have won the Toss that day and elected to BALL first, then how Pakistani ballers were able to ball a No ball at that day…??his “Tomorrow” Indicates that the video was made after these No balls were delivered and thus its proved the propaganda is FAKE….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There are hell of other things which my brothers mentioned well……So just THINK

Paksitan England ODI series already fixed..!

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 23:14:40 +0000

Upcoming Pakistan vs England ODI series is already Fixed…!!! Pakistan plotted
to lose two out of Four ODIs starting from next month…!!!
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revealed by Majeed (a bookie who fixed Test b/w England & Pakistan)
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He said: “he said he could guarantee Pakistan would LOSE two one-dayers.

Video Leaked of Pakistan vs England 4th Test match fixing at lords

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:29:01 +0000

Watch this Video..!
Video Leaked of Pakistan vs England 4th Test match fixing at lords
Click here to Watch

Amir, Asif was involved in match Fixing vs England

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:12:41 +0000

According to a report in The News of the World, Mazher Majeed accepted £150,000 to arrange a fix involving Pakistan’s new-ball bowlers, Mohammad Amir and Mohammad Asif, whom he allegedly asked to bowl no-balls at specific moments of the match

Pakistan played a fixed match in England

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:02:32 +0000

Pakistan played a fixed math in England
The fourth Test at Oval between England and Pakistan was Fixed..!

Love is an illusion

admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:48:53 +0000

i was a smoker !!!
once i read.
“smoking is injurious to health”
i QUIT smoking.
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I used to drink WINE.
i read.
“WINE is bad for health”
i left drinking
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I LOVE someone
once i read. “Love is an illusion”
you know what i did?
i left “reading”..
(William Watson)

Have A Blessed Friday …

admin — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:46:38 +0000

Recovery from the bad
choice we’ve made can
be heart-wrenching &
difficult, but GOD is always
there, ready to make us
…whole & give us a brand
new life…

KHUDA Humari Panah Aur
Quwwat Hy, Musibat Mein
Mustaa’id Madadgar…

Have A Blessed
Friday …

longest day of the year

admin — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 06:14:30 +0000

Wish u happy longest day of the year
21st june 2010. . . . .

I hope i m the 1st who iz wishing u. Iz that so?

Good Morning.