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]]> http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/185.html/feed 0 jo ksi larki ki photo chura kr upload krte hain http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/jo-ksi-larki-ki-photo-chura-kr-upload-krte-hain.html http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/jo-ksi-larki-ki-photo-chura-kr-upload-krte-hain.html#comments Sat, 12 May 2012 10:37:43 +0000 Guest http://decentsms.com/?p=14183 Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baap ki jaan….
facebook par photo dalkar na karo badnaam….
kya pta us din yeh dharti hi hil jaye….
jab kisi page par tumhari behan ki photo mil
jaye….
us din aankh se bebasi ke aansu mat rona….
main sach kahta hun logo apne zameer ko mat
khona ”
.
yeh poem un Sab k liye hai
jo kisi ladki ki photo churakar upload karke
yeh puchte hai “item kaisi hai?”
.
aapko kya lagta hai ????

]]> http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/jo-ksi-larki-ki-photo-chura-kr-upload-krte-hain.html/feed 0 But who cares if a soldier dies… Who cares http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/but-who-cares-if-a-soldier-dies-who-cares.html http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/but-who-cares-if-a-soldier-dies-who-cares.html#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 09:56:05 +0000 Guest http://decentsms.com/?p=13903 Another day for Siachin victims, yet no survivors..
but who cares if a soldier dies, because this is what they are paid for.
Today Asma Jahangir is worried abt the defence budget,
Hamid Mir is not happy with the ISI,
Kashif Abbasi is angry about why a soldier deserves a plot.
… They don’t care if a soldier dies.
He doesn’t have a family,parents or emotions. He can’t even compete with the psuedo patriots who appear on TV shows & talk crap.
Soldiers serving in Siachin weren’t born there,they don’t have any personal enmity with india, they are there only for you,me & our beloved Motherland .
But who cares if a soldier dies… Who cares…

]]> http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/but-who-cares-if-a-soldier-dies-who-cares.html/feed 0 lyric Jennifer Lopez Dance again new song http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/lyric-jennifer-lopez-dance-again-new-song.html http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/lyric-jennifer-lopez-dance-again-new-song.html#comments Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:48:16 +0000 Guest http://decentsms.com/?p=13845 lyric Jennifer Lopez Dance again new song

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Dance, yes (RedOne)
Love, next
Dance, yes (J.Lo)
Love, next
.
Shimmy Shimmy yah, Shimmer yam
Shimmer yay
I’m a ol’ dirty dog all day
No way Jose
Your girl only go one way, ay mi madre
You should check that out
Maybe you ain’t turn her out
Maybe it’s none of my business
But for now work it out
Let’s get this, dale
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Nobody knows what i’m feeling inside
I find it so stupid
So why should I hide
That I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
So many ways wanna touch you tonight
I’m a big girl got no secrets this time
Yeah I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
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If this would be a perfect world
We’d be together then
(let’s do it do it do it)
Only got just one life this i’ve learned
Who cares what they’re gonna say
(let’s do it do it do it)
.
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
I. wanna dance, and love, and dance again
.
Dance, yes
Love, next
Dance, yes
Love, next
.
Baby your fire is lighting me up
The way that you move boy is reason enough
That I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
I can’t behave
Oh I want you so much
Your lips taste like heaven
So why should I stop?
Yeah I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
.
If this would be a perfect world
We’d be together then
(let’s do it do it do it)
Only got just one life this i’ve learned
Who cares what they’re gonna say
(let’s do it do it do it)
.
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
.
Mr Worldwide, and the world’s most beautiful woman
Modern day hugh hed (uh, yes)
Playboy to the death (uh, yes)
Is he really worldwide? (uh, yes)
Mami let me open your treasure chest
Play dates, we play mates
I’m the king snatching queens, checkmate
What you think?
It’s a rumor
I’m really out of this world
Moon, luna
Make woman comfortable
Call me bloomer
Can’t even show love cause they’ll sue ya
But I told them, ‘hallelujah, have a blessed day’
So ahead of myself
Everyday’s yesterday
Want the recipe? it’s real simple
Little bit of vole, and she’ll open sesame
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Now dance yes
Love next
Dance yes
Love next
.
If this would be a perfect world
We’d be together then
(let’s do it do it do it)
Only got just one life this i’ve learned
Who cares what they’re gonna say
(let’s do it do it do it)
.
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again

]]> http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/lyric-jennifer-lopez-dance-again-new-song.html/feed 0 Sachin Tendulkar is the heaviest person http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/sachin-tendulkar-is-the-heaviest-person.html http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/sachin-tendulkar-is-the-heaviest-person.html#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:38:29 +0000 Guest http://decentsms.com/?p=13585 Sachin Tendulkar is the heaviest person
on planet Earth.
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Now he’s a 100 ton man.

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