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Miscellaneous SMS / Text Messages

latest and new funny Miscellaneous sms jokes collection which doesnot suitable for any other category will be found here in roman urdu, hindi and english

Happy jumma day

admin — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:46:19 +0000

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wah ji wah

.kya bat he

Jummey k paise gine ja rahe hain gino g gino!

Tabi main kahon k aj kal jnab k Msg hi nai milty.
4 paesy kia aa gay bh0ol gay j sanu!

(Happy jumma day)

pashto sms

admin — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 15:58:56 +0000

Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare kavi,
Sok tar laman siry Grewan sara khabary kavi.
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Zamong da sar soda hamesh dvi pa dalaro kavi,
Da masharan mo Amrica Landan Japan sara khabre kavi.
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Na warta rasam nay chal da khkulawolo razi,
Da zany khal de da Asmaan sara khabary kavi.
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Da sorko shondo ka sifat da aanango de okram,
Ashiq sary dagha Janan sara khabary kavi.
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Os da pukhtany zarorat ye hes janana neshta,
KHIYAL lewany sho da khpal Zan sara khabare kavi.

Sometimes we have to run away

admin — Tue, 17 May 2011 14:09:52 +0000

Sometimes
we have to
run away from all
not just to
create distance
but…..
also to see
who cares enough
to run behind you….

Sultan SALAAH-U-DIN AYUBI

admin — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:51:16 +0000

Sultan
SALAAH-U-DIN AYUBI
Ny
Falastin
Sham
Urdan
Lubnan
Aur Misr
Pr Hukumat Ki
BAIT UL MUQDAS B Fatah Kia
Lekin Jb
UN Ka Intaqal Huwa To Qarz Lekar Un K Kafan Dafan Ka Intazam Kiya Gia
Un Ki Wafat K Ba’d Un Ki Zati Ja’edad Ka Hisab Kia Gya
To
1 Ghora
1 Talwar
1 Zirah
1 Dinaar Aur
36 Dirham K Ilawa Kuch Na Tha,
Wo Shadeed Khwahish K Bawajud HAJJ Na Kr Saky.
Ye Azeem Log B Hukmran Thay
AUR Aaj K Hukmran?

Clever TOPPERS ANSWERS

admin — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 19:08:36 +0000

Clever TOPPERS ANSWERS*
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples

and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Interviewer to a student girl candidate

admin — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 19:07:07 +0000

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) –
What is one morning you woke

up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl – I will be very excited and take an off,
to celebrate with my husband.
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Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this,
but she managed
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it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

interviewer asked to the candidate

admin — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 19:05:09 +0000

The interviewer asked to the candidate
“This is your last question of the

interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table

where u have kept your files.”

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table

and told that this was the central point at the table.

Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point

of this table, then he answers quickly that
“sir u r not likely to ask any more question,
as it was the last question
that u promised to ask…..”

Does Raymond Davis Have The Right

admin — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 19:04:09 +0000

A Legitimate Question !
Does Raymond Davis Have The Right
To Rape Fouzia Wahab On Account Of
Diplomatic Immunity ? ? ?

Is Sms Ko Itna Fwd Karain Ke Fouzia Wahab Tak Pahonch Jai. . .
Let Us Hear A YES From Her
In The Next Press Conference… =P

the first thing you grab

admin — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:19:36 +0000

the first thing you grab

Which The First Thing You Grab
When You Wake Up In The Morning?
-Mobile?
-Walk?
-Pray?
-Breakfast?
Etc…