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Miscellaneous SMS / Text Messages
latest and new funny Miscellaneous sms jokes collection which doesnot suitable for any other category will be found here in roman urdu, hindi and english
latest and new funny Miscellaneous sms jokes collection which doesnot suitable for any other category will be found here in roman urdu, hindi and english
Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baap ki jaan….
facebook par photo dalkar na karo badnaam….
kya pta us din yeh dharti hi hil jaye….
jab kisi page par tumhari behan ki photo mil
jaye….
us din aankh se bebasi ke aansu mat rona….
main sach kahta hun logo apne zameer ko mat
khona ”
.
yeh poem un Sab k liye hai
jo kisi ladki ki photo churakar upload karke
yeh puchte hai “item kaisi hai?”
.
aapko kya lagta hai ????
Another day for Siachin victims, yet no survivors..
but who cares if a soldier dies, because this is what they are paid for.
Today Asma Jahangir is worried abt the defence budget,
Hamid Mir is not happy with the ISI,
Kashif Abbasi is angry about why a soldier deserves a plot.
… They don’t care if a soldier dies.
He doesn’t have a family,parents or emotions. He can’t even compete with the psuedo patriots who appear on TV shows & talk crap.
Soldiers serving in Siachin weren’t born there,they don’t have any personal enmity with india, they are there only for you,me & our beloved Motherland .
But who cares if a soldier dies… Who cares…
lyric Jennifer Lopez Dance again new song
.
Dance, yes (RedOne)
Love, next
Dance, yes (J.Lo)
Love, next
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Shimmy Shimmy yah, Shimmer yam
Shimmer yay
I’m a ol’ dirty dog all day
No way Jose
Your girl only go one way, ay mi madre
You should check that out
Maybe you ain’t turn her out
Maybe it’s none of my business
But for now work it out
Let’s get this, dale
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Nobody knows what i’m feeling inside
I find it so stupid
So why should I hide
That I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
So many ways wanna touch you tonight
I’m a big girl got no secrets this time
Yeah I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
.
If this would be a perfect world
We’d be together then
(let’s do it do it do it)
Only got just one life this i’ve learned
Who cares what they’re gonna say
(let’s do it do it do it)
.
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
I. wanna dance, and love, and dance again
.
Dance, yes
Love, next
Dance, yes
Love, next
.
Baby your fire is lighting me up
The way that you move boy is reason enough
That I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
I can’t behave
Oh I want you so much
Your lips taste like heaven
So why should I stop?
Yeah I love to make love to you baby
(yeah make love to me)
.
If this would be a perfect world
We’d be together then
(let’s do it do it do it)
Only got just one life this i’ve learned
Who cares what they’re gonna say
(let’s do it do it do it)
.
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
.
Mr Worldwide, and the world’s most beautiful woman
Modern day hugh hed (uh, yes)
Playboy to the death (uh, yes)
Is he really worldwide? (uh, yes)
Mami let me open your treasure chest
Play dates, we play mates
I’m the king snatching queens, checkmate
What you think?
It’s a rumor
I’m really out of this world
Moon, luna
Make woman comfortable
Call me bloomer
Can’t even show love cause they’ll sue ya
But I told them, ‘hallelujah, have a blessed day’
So ahead of myself
Everyday’s yesterday
Want the recipe? it’s real simple
Little bit of vole, and she’ll open sesame
.
Now dance yes
Love next
Dance yes
Love next
.
If this would be a perfect world
We’d be together then
(let’s do it do it do it)
Only got just one life this i’ve learned
Who cares what they’re gonna say
(let’s do it do it do it)
.
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
I wanna dance, and love, and dance again
Sachin Tendulkar is the heaviest person
on planet Earth.
.
Now he’s a 100 ton man.