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Miscellaneous SMS / Text Messages
latest and new funny Miscellaneous sms jokes collection which doesnot suitable for any other category will be found here in roman urdu, hindi and english
latest and new funny Miscellaneous sms jokes collection which doesnot suitable for any other category will be found here in roman urdu, hindi and english
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wah ji wah
.kya bat he
Jummey k paise gine ja rahe hain gino g gino!
Tabi main kahon k aj kal jnab k Msg hi nai milty.
4 paesy kia aa gay bh0ol gay j sanu!
(Happy jumma day)
Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare kavi,
Sok tar laman siry Grewan sara khabary kavi.
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Zamong da sar soda hamesh dvi pa dalaro kavi,
Da masharan mo Amrica Landan Japan sara khabre kavi.
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Na warta rasam nay chal da khkulawolo razi,
Da zany khal de da Asmaan sara khabary kavi.
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Da sorko shondo ka sifat da aanango de okram,
Ashiq sary dagha Janan sara khabary kavi.
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Os da pukhtany zarorat ye hes janana neshta,
KHIYAL lewany sho da khpal Zan sara khabare kavi.
Sometimes
we have to
run away from all
not just to
create distance
but…..
also to see
who cares enough
to run behind you….
Sultan
SALAAH-U-DIN AYUBI
Ny
Falastin
Sham
Urdan
Lubnan
Aur Misr
Pr Hukumat Ki
BAIT UL MUQDAS B Fatah Kia
Lekin Jb
UN Ka Intaqal Huwa To Qarz Lekar Un K Kafan Dafan Ka Intazam Kiya Gia
Un Ki Wafat K Ba’d Un Ki Zati Ja’edad Ka Hisab Kia Gya
To
1 Ghora
1 Talwar
1 Zirah
1 Dinaar Aur
36 Dirham K Ilawa Kuch Na Tha,
Wo Shadeed Khwahish K Bawajud HAJJ Na Kr Saky.
Ye Azeem Log B Hukmran Thay
AUR Aaj K Hukmran?
Clever TOPPERS ANSWERS*
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)