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Miscellaneous SMS / Text Messages
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Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 61 | characters: 259
Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 8 | characters: 351
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wah ji wah
.kya bat he
Jummey k paise gine ja rahe hain gino g gino!
Tabi main kahon k aj kal jnab k Msg hi nai milty.
4 paesy kia aa gay bh0ol gay j sanu!
(Happy jumma day)
Category: Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 13 | characters: 483
Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare kavi,
Sok tar laman siry Grewan sara khabary kavi.
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Zamong da sar soda hamesh dvi pa dalaro kavi,
Da masharan mo Amrica Landan Japan sara khabre kavi.
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Na warta rasam nay chal da khkulawolo razi,
Da zany khal de da Asmaan sara khabary kavi.
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Da sorko shondo ka sifat da aanango de okram,
Ashiq sary dagha Janan sara khabary kavi.
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Os da pukhtany zarorat ye hes janana neshta,
KHIYAL lewany sho da khpal Zan sara khabare kavi.
Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 46 | characters: 134
Sometimes
we have to
run away from all
not just to
create distance
but…..
also to see
who cares enough
to run behind you….
Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Wise SMS Quotes | Total views: 22 | characters: 427
Sultan
SALAAH-U-DIN AYUBI
Ny
Falastin
Sham
Urdan
Lubnan
Aur Misr
Pr Hukumat Ki
BAIT UL MUQDAS B Fatah Kia
Lekin Jb
UN Ka Intaqal Huwa To Qarz Lekar Un K Kafan Dafan Ka Intazam Kiya Gia
Un Ki Wafat K Ba’d Un Ki Zati Ja’edad Ka Hisab Kia Gya
To
1 Ghora
1 Talwar
1 Zirah
1 Dinaar Aur
36 Dirham K Ilawa Kuch Na Tha,
Wo Shadeed Khwahish K Bawajud HAJJ Na Kr Saky.
Ye Azeem Log B Hukmran Thay
AUR Aaj K Hukmran?
Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS | Total views: 133 | characters: 940
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