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Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
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Love Marriage:
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Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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Wat is da difference b/w New marriage n Old marriage?

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New marige me log LIPS mila k

Or

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Old merriage me log HIPS mila k sote hen

Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Maa:
Beti se Me tumhari shadi ARIF Lohar Se Krwa rhi hun

Beti: Maa me us se shadi nahi Krongi

MAA: Kyon Beta?

BETI: Maa woh har kaam Chimtay se Krta hai.