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Category: Marriage SMS | Total views: 102 | characters: 607

Marriage SMS / Text Messages

Marriage sms messages collection in roman urdu , english and Hindi

Precomposed Marriage sms / text messages collection in roman urdu, english and hindi. Some popular searches includes happy Marriage sms, wedding Marriage sms, Marriage poems, Marriage ideas, Marriage quotes, short cute Marriage poems, free Marriage poems, happy Marriage greetings & quotes etc…



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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 25 | characters: 192

A successful marriage is based
On give and take:
.
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
.
And
.
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!.

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Category: Marriage SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 117

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.

Made for each other.

Mad at each other.

Mad bcoz of each other.

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Category: English Funny SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 16 | characters: 152

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly….

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Category: English Love SMS, Love SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 99 | characters: 323

Girl: You know what kind of wedding I want?
Boy: No, what kind?
Girl: I’ve always dreamt of a big wedding,
in a place filled with flowers and friends.
Boy: That’s nice..
Girl: Yeah, so what kind of wedding do you want?
Boy: One that would make you my wife ♥♥♥♥
Hit like if you miss SOMEone SO deeply ..:)

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 50 | characters: 196

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You!!

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