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Category: Marriage SMS | Total views: 94 | characters: 607

Marriage SMS / Text Messages

Marriage sms messages collection in roman urdu , english and Hindi

Precomposed Marriage sms / text messages collection in roman urdu, english and hindi. Some popular searches includes happy Marriage sms, wedding Marriage sms, Marriage poems, Marriage ideas, Marriage quotes, short cute Marriage poems, free Marriage poems, happy Marriage greetings & quotes etc…



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Category: Marriage SMS | Total views: 57 | characters: 158

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
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Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi…

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Category: English SMS, Funny SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 292 | characters: 99

Marriages may be made in Heaven…

BUT..
The Maintenance Charges have to be paid on Earth..!!!

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Category: English SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 198 | characters: 151

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

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Category: Funny SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 638 | characters: 436

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
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Love Marriage:
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Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

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Category: Latest SMS, Marriage SMS | Total views: 79 | characters: 168

Wat is da difference b/w New marriage n Old marriage?

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New marige me log LIPS mila k

Or

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Old merriage me log HIPS mila k sote hen

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