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Category: English Funny SMS, Latest SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 14,425 | characters: 268

5 men are raping a woman.

The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.

She replies,
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Category: Ghazal SMS, Latest SMS, Sad SMS | Total views: 2,471 | characters: 284

Kabhi jo toot k barsa December…
-… Laga apna.. Bohat apna December!
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Guzar jata hai sara saal yun to…
-…Nahin kat’ta magar tanha december..
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Category: Latest SMS, New Year SMS | Total views: 828 | characters: 120

Jaata Hua December
Ye Keh Raha hai hai tumse
Ruthay ko Mana lo
Hans k Galay laga lo
Aur keh do
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010




Category: Latest SMS, New Year SMS | Total views: 349 | characters: 133

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1.J
1.JA
1.JAN
1.JAN.2
1.JAN.20
1.JAN.200
1.JAN.2009
Advance
.+” “+” “+.
‘. HAPPY NEW
“+. .+YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010


Category: Latest SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 9,639 | characters: 261

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.
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God, Mother, One, Ball.
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In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?
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