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]]> http://decentsms.com/latest-new-sms/latest-sms-messages.html/feed 0 A Msg from Kamran Akmal http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/a-msg-from-kamran-akmal.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/a-msg-from-kamran-akmal.html#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 14:21:57 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=11689 * Yaar 19 March ko kisi Australian Cricketer ki Birthday to nahi hai?
Check kar k batana! :-P
“A Msg from Kamran Akmal! :-D ;-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/a-msg-from-kamran-akmal.html/feed 0 taylor ne he hamari phaarrh di http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/taylor-ne-he-hamari-phaarrh-di.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/taylor-ne-he-hamari-phaarrh-di.html#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 14:20:02 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=11683 Ham to tailor k pas silwane jaya karte they Faraz..

Aaj to taylor ne he hamari phaarrh di…:-D

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/taylor-ne-he-hamari-phaarrh-di.html/feed 0 Punctuality is the art http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/punctuality-is-the-art.html http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/punctuality-is-the-art.html#comments Fri, 25 Feb 2011 17:49:17 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=11626 Awesome Words
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People wanted me to be punctual

When I became punctual,
I realized
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Punctuality is the art
Of waiting for
The careless people…..

]]> http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/punctuality-is-the-art.html/feed 0 Whom I love the most http://decentsms.com/cool-love-sms/whom-i-love-the-most.html http://decentsms.com/cool-love-sms/whom-i-love-the-most.html#comments Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:53:54 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=9836 Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

]]> http://decentsms.com/cool-love-sms/whom-i-love-the-most.html/feed 0 14 August 2020 http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/14-august-2020-2.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/14-august-2020-2.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:26:39 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8820 14/Aug/2020 PM Pakistan visited USA to help them,
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Pak most peacefull land,
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Pak won football world cup 2020,
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India begged Pak to forgive them & helped them n da war against terrorism,
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Pak is the leader of Islamic World,
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All da currept politicians r killed,
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OSAMA Killed in america by an Pakistani drown attack,
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1Rs= 76$
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Petrol: 20/Barrel
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CNG: 0.15/kg
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Gold: 500Rs/ 10gram
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Pak gave million ton sugar to UK , USA.
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This all can happen if u support “ME” as the future leader of Pakistan.
Name change krny ki ghatia harkat kr k mulk ka mustaqbil mat tabah krna. :-P

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/14-august-2020-2.html/feed 0 ye hai meri aj kal ki kahani http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/ye-hai-meri-aj-kal-ki-kahani.html http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/ye-hai-meri-aj-kal-ki-kahani.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:25:36 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8818 D0st0n ye hai meri aj kal ki kahani!!
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Maine us se
kaha:

Jaan-e-jaan tm kaho to taare torr kar le aon

Jaan-e-wafa ishara kro to hawao ka rukh morr don,

Jaan-e-tamanna 1 bar kaho ye jaan tm pe waar don,

Usne meri aankho me jhanka or
dheeray se boli:
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Phr wohi
‘badch0****’ shru…..

]]> http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/ye-hai-meri-aj-kal-ki-kahani.html/feed 0 Begairat ka Bucha :-p http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/begairat-ka-bucha-p.html http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/begairat-ka-bucha-p.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:24:02 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8816 Nurs : mubark ho apke han bcha hua hy kia nam socha hy
BAP: ap itni hot aur beautiful hen ap hi koi nam btaden

NURSE: is ka nam bgairat ka bcha rkh den. ;-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/begairat-ka-bucha-p.html/feed 0 HAPPY STRIKE YEAR’ 2010 http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/happy-strike-year-2010.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/happy-strike-year-2010.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:22:43 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8814 Congratulations People of Pakistan!
We are the only nation in the world
who ‘ll gonna start NEW YEAR with a strike
so I’m sure that I’m the first to wish you
HAPPY STRIKE YEAR’ 2010.

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/happy-strike-year-2010.html/feed 0 KHUSRA army interview k ley geya http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/khusra-army-interview-k-ley-geya.html http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/khusra-army-interview-k-ley-geya.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:22:00 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8812 KHUSRA army interview k ley geya
Officer: tum fauji nahi bun sakte,
tumara lu** nahi hy,
Khusra, tali mar k: hey hey ,
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tumne goli chalwani hy ya maa chu****i hy

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