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Category: Latest SMS | Total views: 4 | characters: 278

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Category: English Love SMS, English SMS, Latest SMS, Love SMS, Romantic SMS | Total views: 49 | characters: 126

Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

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Category: Funny SMS, Latest SMS | Total views: 362 | characters: 618

14/Aug/2020 PM Pakistan visited USA to help them,
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Pak most peacefull land,
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Pak won football world cup 2020,
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India begged Pak to forgive them & helped them n da war against terrorism,
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Pak is the leader of Islamic World,
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All da currept politicians r killed,
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OSAMA Killed in america by an Pakistani drown attack,
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1Rs= 76$
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Petrol: 20/Barrel
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CNG: 0.15/kg
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Gold: 500Rs/ 10gram
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Pak gave million ton sugar to UK , USA.
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This all can happen if u support “ME” as the future leader of Pakistan.
Name change krny ki ghatia harkat kr k mulk ka mustaqbil mat tabah krna. :-P

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Category: Latest SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 6,854 | characters: 400

D0st0n ye hai meri aj kal ki kahani!!
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Maine us se
kaha:

Jaan-e-jaan tm kaho to taare torr kar le aon

Jaan-e-wafa ishara kro to hawao ka rukh morr don,

Jaan-e-tamanna 1 bar kaho ye jaan tm pe waar don,

Usne meri aankho me jhanka or
dheeray se boli:
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Category: Flirt SMS, Insult SMS, Latest SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 10,120 | characters: 229

Nurs : mubark ho apke han bcha hua hy kia nam socha hy
BAP: ap itni hot aur beautiful hen ap hi koi nam btaden
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Category: English SMS, Funny SMS, Latest SMS, New Year SMS | Total views: 240 | characters: 205

Congratulations People of Pakistan!
We are the only nation in the world
who ‘ll gonna start NEW YEAR with a strike
so I’m sure that I’m the first to wish you
HAPPY STRIKE YEAR’ 2010.

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