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Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 54 | characters: 131

Khudi ko kr Kanjoos itna k
MesSage bhejne par Service centre wale khud call kar k puchhe
Bata Aaj sms Bhej ne ki Wajah kya he..?


Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 99 | characters: 170

Hi Jan,
Kia Haal haY JaN,
KaHan hO JaN,
KaB milO gay JaN,
MiSs yoU JaN,

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ZiaDa khusH mat ho
har Jan k aagaY “Wer” laGana BhOol gaYa
Jaldi jaldi MeiN..:p


Category: Insult SMS | Total views: 127 | characters: 184

CaN You flY ….?
Kya tum pahar pr char skte ho?
KYa TuM BuiLdinG toor sakTe hO?
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NaHee Na???
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Janab Sirf Shakal KING KONG
Jesi hone se koe KING KONG
Nhi bn jata




Category: Insult SMS | Total views: 203 | characters: 163

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…


Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 594 | characters: 159

Jab se tumhe jana he,

Jab se tumhe paya he,

Hr dua me tera hi naam aya he,

ki puchu rab se,

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Ye kaisa namoona banaya hai