Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 271 | characters: 164
“SOLID BEZATI”
Boy to slim girl: apni body to dekho jese haddiya hi haddiya ho…!ยก
Girl : isliye itni dair se soch rhi hu k mere pas kutta kyun khara ha.
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Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 271 | characters: 164
Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 121 | characters: 266
Father:Wht can u do 4 my daughter..?
Boy:I whould die 4 her!
father:I wont let her marry u.
Boy: Why?
father:I’m looking 4 some1 who would live for her,not some1 who would just die n leave her alone….
Moral:don’t b a hero! sometimes its results in insult…
Category: Insult SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 61 | characters: 164
Teacher student se:
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
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Studnt:
“Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”:P
Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 69 | characters: 140
The only gracious way to
accept an Insult is to ignore
it
if u cant top it, laugh at it
if u can’t laugh at it
u probably Deserve it!
Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 54 | characters: 171
Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..
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Larki K Father:
Kyun?
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Larka:
Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte “Budhay”