Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 137 | characters: 170
Galileo: Great mind
Einstein: Genius mind
Newton:
Extraordinary mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind
Me : Master mind
U: Heee Heee Heee….
Don’t mind…:-)
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Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 137 | characters: 170
Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 248 | characters: 312
Apni to qismat hi aisi nikli YAAR:
zameen mili banjar,
dost milay kanjar
badaam milay karway,
dost milay bharway
angoor milay khattay,
dost milay tattay
janwar milay ghoray,
dost milay loray
bakray milay aandu,
dost milay gaandu
sawari mili scooter
dost milay choota
Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 243 | characters: 161
Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puchhe rog kya tha,
To nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.
Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 184 | characters: 145
A Rule fr success:
always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice:-
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 97 | characters: 150
If Someone Asks Me Whom Do I love d Most?
I Wud Sit Next to U Put My Arm Around U and Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially this Monkey:-D