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]]> http://decentsms.com/insult-sms/173.html/feed 0 Solid Bezzati http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/solid-bezzati.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/solid-bezzati.html#comments Sat, 12 Feb 2011 17:28:31 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=11419 “SOLID BEZATI”

Boy to slim girl: apni body to dekho jese haddiya hi haddiya ho…!¡

Girl : isliye itni dair se soch rhi hu k mere pas kutta kyun khara ha.

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/solid-bezzati.html/feed 0 Wht can u do 4 my daughter http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/wht-can-u-do-4-my-daughter.html http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/wht-can-u-do-4-my-daughter.html#comments Tue, 25 Jan 2011 14:21:28 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=11335 Father:Wht can u do 4 my daughter..?
Boy:I whould die 4 her!
father:I wont let her marry u.
Boy: Why?
father:I’m looking 4 some1 who would live for her,not some1 who would just die n leave her alone….

Moral:don’t b a hero! sometimes its results in insult…

]]> http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/wht-can-u-do-4-my-daughter.html/feed 0 Table pe ink kis ne grai hai http://decentsms.com/insult-sms/table-pe-ink-kis-ne-grai-hai.html http://decentsms.com/insult-sms/table-pe-ink-kis-ne-grai-hai.html#comments Sun, 26 Dec 2010 08:57:06 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=10910 Teacher student se:
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
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Studnt:
“Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”:P

]]> http://decentsms.com/insult-sms/table-pe-ink-kis-ne-grai-hai.html/feed 0 accept an Insult http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/accept-an-insult.html http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/accept-an-insult.html#comments Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:57:00 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=10781 The only gracious way to
accept an Insult is to ignore
it

if u cant top it, laugh at it
if u can’t laugh at it
u probably Deserve it!

]]> http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/accept-an-insult.html/feed 0 Beti Ka Hath http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/beti-ka-hath.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/beti-ka-hath.html#comments Thu, 09 Dec 2010 09:29:56 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=10440 Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..
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Larki K Father:
Kyun?
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Larka:
Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte “Budhay”

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/beti-ka-hath.html/feed 0 Har Khata Ko Maaf Kar Dena http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/har-khata-ko-maaf-kar-dena.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/har-khata-ko-maaf-kar-dena.html#comments Thu, 09 Dec 2010 09:29:01 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=10438 Meri Har Khata Ko Maaf Kar Dena Ye Soch Kar DOSTO!!
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Tum Khud Konsay HAJI Ho :) ’.

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/har-khata-ko-maaf-kar-dena.html/feed 0 r u madly in love with me http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/r-u-madly-in-love-with-me.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/r-u-madly-in-love-with-me.html#comments Thu, 09 Dec 2010 09:06:56 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=10422 boy : from d day we met I haven’t drink or smoked …
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girl : how sweet of u,r u madly in love with me …?
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Boy: SHUT UP !, U MADE MY POCKETS EMPTY

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/r-u-madly-in-love-with-me.html/feed 0 Diff B/W Ignorance selfcontrol http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/diff-bw-ignorance-selfcontrol.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/diff-bw-ignorance-selfcontrol.html#comments Mon, 18 Oct 2010 07:00:55 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=10213 Diff B/W Ignorance selfcontrol?

When u c mirror u dont laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

When i look at u i dont laugh,
thats called self control:-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/diff-bw-ignorance-selfcontrol.html/feed 0 Begairat ka Bucha :-p http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/begairat-ka-bucha-p.html http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/begairat-ka-bucha-p.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:24:02 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8816 Nurs : mubark ho apke han bcha hua hy kia nam socha hy
BAP: ap itni hot aur beautiful hen ap hi koi nam btaden

NURSE: is ka nam bgairat ka bcha rkh den. ;-)

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