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Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 52 | characters: 145

‘Tis Now The Very Witching Time Of Night,
When Churchyards Yawn And Hell Itself Breathes Out
Contagion To This World.

~William Shakespeare


Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 34 | characters: 128

Halloween Wraps Fear In Innocence,

As Though It Were A Slightly Sour Sweet.

Let Terror,

Then, Be Turned Into A Treat…


Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 42 | characters: 174

A Black Baby Was Given A Set Of Wings By God.
The Baby Asked “Does This Mean I’m An Angel”.
God Laughed And Replied,
“Nah Niggah U Is A Bat!”

Happy Halloween