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Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 147 | characters: 371

Black night

Full of fright

Heat and fever on the air tonight

Electricity halted

Darkness spread in the vally of death

Energize dead body comes from grave

Try to scare people by making lots of niose

Standing with satanic rule looking for Someone to fulfill the thirst of human blood

Knock-Knock

open the door

Are u scared!

hAPPY hALLOWEEN



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Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 51 | characters: 180

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Hallowe’en!
~Author Unknown

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Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 103 | characters: 123

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.

~Author Unknown

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Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 36 | characters: 88

Nothing on Earth so beautiful
as the final haul on Halloween night.

~Steve Almond

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Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 52 | characters: 145

‘Tis Now The Very Witching Time Of Night,
When Churchyards Yawn And Hell Itself Breathes Out
Contagion To This World.

~William Shakespeare

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Category: Halloween SMS | Total views: 33 | characters: 128

Halloween Wraps Fear In Innocence,

As Though It Were A Slightly Sour Sweet.

Let Terror,

Then, Be Turned Into A Treat…

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