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Category: Ghazal SMS | Total views: 1 | characters: 840

Main is hasar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon
Tumhare piar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon

Teri galii k ilawa bhi aur qarye hain
Jo is diyar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon

Tumhare hijar ki sadiyan tumhare wasal k din
Main is shumar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon

Racha hoa hai tera ishq meri poron me
Main is khamar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon

Ye mera jisam k matam sara-e-hasrat hai
Main is mazar se nikaln to aur kuch sochon

Ye mujh ko kon mere raat din sambhalata hai
Iss ikhteyar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon

Tumhare jisam ki khoshboo ne kar dia masahoor
Iss abshar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon

Ye bekarari meri rooh ka ojala hai
Main iss karar se nikalon to aur kuch sochon


Category: Ghazal SMS | Total views: 5 | characters: 951

Kaisa maftoh sa manzar hai kai sadiyon se
Mere qadmon pe mera sir hai kai sadiyon se

Khof rehta hai na seelab kahen le jae
Meri plkon pe tera ghar hai kai sadiyon se

Uss k pani me bhi pehle sa wo thehrao nahin
To bhi bechain sumandar hai kai sadiyon se

Ashak ankhon me solagate hoe s oo jate hain
Ye meri ankh jo banjhar hai kai sadiyon se

Kon kehta hai mulaqat meri ajj ki hai
Too meri rooh k andar hai kai sadiyon se

Yee mujhe sans bhi khol kar nahin laine daita
Meri shee raag pe jo khanjar hai kai sadiyon se

Ae meri maa main har ikk dhop se lar sakta hon
Mere sir par teri chadar hai kai sadiyon se

Main ne jis k lie har shakhs ko naraz kia
Roth jae na yahi dar hai kai sadiyon se

Usski adat hai jharhen katate rehne ki WASI
Jo meri zaat ka mehwar hai kai sadiyon se


Category: Ghazal SMS | Total views: 0 | characters: 912

Khaak Dil Ka Diyaar Kar Daala
Phir Se Seena Fugaar Kar Daala

Aur Kitnay Diye Jalao Ge ?
Ghar Ko Tum Ne Mazaar Kar Daala

Phir Hawaaon Se Dosti Karli
Phir Se Dil Daagdaar Kar Daala

Ye Mohabbat Thi Khaas Shay Jis Ka
Tum Ne Kaarobaar Kar Daala

Phir Se Dil Haath Se Gaya Dekho
Phir Mohabbat Ka Waar Kar Daala ???

Wo Jo Basti Basaa Ke Bhool Gaya
Hum Ne Tou Os Se Pyaar Kar Daala

Dil Ko Pehluu Mein Le Le Ke Phirta Hai
Keh Raha Tha Nisaar Kar Daala

Tum Ne Furqat Ke Saaray Lamhon Ko
Zindagi Mein Shumaar Kar Daala

Jo Hawaon Pe Pair Rakhtay Thay
Khaak Ne Khaaksaar Kar Daala

Hum Ne Khusbuu Ki Justuju Mein Batool
Kiun Muqaddar Ko Daar Kar Daala ?

Ab Na Aaya Tou Phir Balaa Se Batool
Hum Ne Tou Intezaar Kar Daala……..!




Category: Ghazal SMS | Total views: 0 | characters: 1401

Pa barhna aur mere Charon taraf tanhaiyan
Chon raha hon teri yadon ki solagati kirchiyan

Kia kahen tarak-e-etaluq ka irada to nahin
Yaad jo karne lage ho tum purani talkhiyan

Aah! Wo mosam wo heele aur kinara nehar ka
Yaad ati hain mujhe campus ki sari shokhiyan

Kia kisi wehshat zada mosam ka tum ko khof hai
Kiss lie khamosh ho kholo na dil ki khirkiyan

Me use shohrat k baam-o-dar pe pohchane k bad
Apne daman me chopa le jaon ga ruswaiyan

Apni barbadii ka me ja kar kise ilzam don
Apne hathon se dabaen mene apni kashtiyan

Jeet to jata hon phir bhi dukh sa rehta hai mujhe
Kab talak us se me khelon ga shikasta baziyan

Boliyan lagati hain abb bhi khoshiyon k sheher me
Ajj bhi bazar me bikati hain nazak titliyan

Lijiye iss dil Ka phir mah-e-Moharam aa gea
Matamon ka shor hai aur chal rahi hain bar-chaiyan

Yaad hai mujh ko December me judai ki wo raat
Chaand ki kirnain lahoo me ban gaen changariyan

Hijar k sahil pe kiss k muntazir baithe ho tum
Iss sumandar se bhala kab lotati hain kashtiyan

Phir kasila zaiqa mosam ka iss dil ko laga
Phir se ankhon me otar aen purani talkhiyan

Kon jane kiss se badala le raha hon me WASI
Aik modat se ragon me paal kar weraniyan


Category: Ghazal SMS | Total views: 3 | characters: 736

Diwar pe larza hai to dhar kamp raha hai
Bichare ho to ojhara hoa ghar kamp raha hai

Tum ankh ki patali me chope sach ko bhi daikho
Mujram to nahin hai wo agar kamp raha hai

Weran hai is darja tere bad mera dil
Iss sheher me ate hoe dar kamp raha hai

Ikk main k judai ne mujhe kar dia sakat
Ikk to hai k sadame se odhar kamp raha hai

Anghan ko palat jaon na main chor k uss ko
Sehra main mera khawab safar kamp raha hai

Yaa to meri benai pe hai khof mosalat
Yaa nehar k pani me shajar kamp raha hai

Tujhe nahin don ga main kabhi hijhar k sadme
Dil me teri yadon ka sharer kamp raha hai