Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 33 | characters: 202
Pogo Chota bheem sms
BREAKING NEWS…
Karachi Main Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se Double Sawari Se Pabandi Uthali Jaye Gi.
FROM:-
Pogo News!
CameraMan Bean Ke Sath Reporter
Chota bheem… =P
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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 33 | characters: 202
Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 42 | characters: 195
Girlfriend se ghar k bahir kharay ho kar
us ka hath pakar k larka bola,
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janu chalo andar chalen hum teeno kab tak
aesay he kharay rahenge..
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Jin ko smajh nahi aaya wo Pogo Dekhain 
Category: Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 147
MaM:HoMeWorK TuMHare PaPaNe LiKHa Hai
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STDNT:Nai MaM
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M:WriTiNG TuMHare PaPaKi H
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S:MaiNe UNKe PeN Se Ki H Na
isLiye ApKo AiSa LaG RaHa H
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 31,744 | characters: 472
Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach, beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!
Girl: Wow, super joke… i’ll tell my friend.
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Girl to other Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10
Girl: Pagal, 6 bolti to main mast joke sunati!! 
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 180
Son – “Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident.
Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential.”