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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 27 | characters: 734

How to identify AWAMI/THARKI girls :D
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She has over 5 boyfriends but totally confused whom to purposed,
She could lie as she’s born to LIE !!
She make Boyfriends just to pass the time during night hours,
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this is how Tharki Gals tawlk during night !!!
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ALI – 10p.m to 11p.m (at 11pm she’ll tell him that she’s having dinner)
Faisal – 11p.m to 12a.m (at 12a.m she’ll tell him that she’s feeling sleepy and suddenly disappeared)
Kamran – 12a.m to 2a.m (Night Package most probably :-P )
Faisal, Again!!!!! (at 2a.m…Sorry jaan may so gaiee thi :’( )
Ali , AGAIN..!!! ( at 4a.m , OMG mai tumhay message karna bhool gahi dinnner kay baad so gaie :(
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WARNING !!
The above schedule may or may not be change with time. :-D



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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 58 | characters: 139

Dear Facebook,,

Everytime I add a girl you ask me “Do you know her?” . .
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Is she your sister..???

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 65 | characters: 509

Already Know The Truth”
When a Girl
accepts your Friend request it means she
accepted your “Friendship” not your
“Proposal”,
… When a Girl sends you a Friend request it
means She wants to be your Friend not your
Girlfriend,
When She Tags you it means she wants to
share her Thoughts with you and not that
She’s Lost in your Thoughts,
When she comments on your status it means
She’s just being Social and not Flirting,
When She Likes your comment it means She
likes your comment not you :P Girls

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 38 | characters: 171

Imagine life without Girls…

All theater silent,

The police at rest.

Mobile companies in loss.

Gift shop in loss

&

All boys were university TOPPER…. !

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 69 | characters: 110

Best Friends never propose each other…..
but they feed Hell Bad when one gets engaged with some other :D :D

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 20 | characters: 141

There is nothing greater than “PARENTS” in this world

so…

GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS.

Think Different, Do Different!!!

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