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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 76 | characters: 146

Machhar Song:
Bhige Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera
Lage Amrit Sa Mujhe Khun Tera
Kabhi Mere Sath Koi Raat Gujar
Tujhe Subah Tak mein Kardu Bimar..


Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 333 | characters: 139

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : “Google Singh”
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 227 | characters: 169

Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.




Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 274 | characters: 169

Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 162 | characters: 172

Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi
Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

” GEO ZARDARI “