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Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: y?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka
karde ho
Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: y?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka
karde ho
Machhar Song:
Bhige Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera
Lage Amrit Sa Mujhe Khun Tera
Kabhi Mere Sath Koi Raat Gujar
Tujhe Subah Tak mein Kardu Bimar..
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : “Google Singh”
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran
Zaleel-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa
Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.
Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala
Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.
Shukriya