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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 46 | characters: 146

One Good New

One Bad News

Good news: Big Bazar me 1 kg tomato ke saat NOKIA N96 free..

Bad news:1 kg tomato RS 39,999


Category: Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 213 | characters: 145

Height Of Job Frustration
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A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The World
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In Front Of Toilet Paper!


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 34 | characters: 163

MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

JiS mE
USB
InfrAred
BLuE Tooth
DoubLE CAmErA
TouCh SCrEEn
Mp3 PLAyEr
16 GB MemOry Card

KuCh b nhi hy… :p :d :->




Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 45 | characters: 141

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta:Dont warry, I have one more.


Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 91 | characters: 124

Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: y?

Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka
karde ho