2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
“Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.”
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!
Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions:
1. Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey Mouse!!
2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If ur answer is Donald Duck,
U r under stress. Because all ducks have 2 legs… 
So, please relax and enjoy life…!
Is tnhai me bohot dam ghut raha hai Faraz
Na jane kon kambakhat bahir se Toilet ki kundi laga gaya.
(”,)/ KHOL OYE.
<(,) Toilet ka mazak nahi hai.:-/
Funny truth..
No one is as ugly as their identy card pic.
Nor as good looking as their facebook profile pic :p
Boyfrnd bck home: Pack ur bag honey,
I’ve won Rs10 crores in a lottery.
GF: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland?
BF: Who Cares?
U jst pack ur bag &
Get Lost 
