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There are two greatest days in our life..
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The day when we were BORN..
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and
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The day we discovered PORN :p

Veena’s Nude Photo Is Fake.
Veena Malik Doesn’t Look Like This Without Clothes.

-Rehman Malik
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Pedaishi Jhoota Hai Saala, Bilkul Asli Hai,
Main Ne Khud Dekha Hai..

-Zulfiqar Mirza

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?

Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?

Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhara baap ghoome ga..

Sometimes,
When 2 People Love Each
Other Very Much,
They Get Married
And
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Ruin Everything … =P =D

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Go to Account —>
Account settings —>
Security —->
Deactivate !

And get back to work. .

TRUE MEANINGS OF
BOYS STATEMENTS:
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> Statement:
“I’m a Romantic.”
……> True Meaning:
“I’m poor..” :O
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> Statement:
“You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.”
>True Meaning:
“You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me..” :’(
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> Statement:
“I really want to get to know you better.”
> True Meaning:
“So I can tell my friends about it..”
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> Statement:
“I don’t know if I like her.”
> True Meaning:
“She won’t sleep with me..” :O
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> Statement:
“Do you ‘really’ Love me?”
> True Meaning:
“I’ve done something stupid..”
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> Statement:
“I have something to tell you.”
> True Meaning:
“Get tested..” :B
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> Statement:
“I think we should just be friends.”
> True Meaning:
“You’re ugly..” :O
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> Statement:
“I’ve learned a lot from you.”
> True Meaning:
“Next!!!!”