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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 280 | characters: 163

2day is UNDER-WEAR daY.
Tell me wich color underWEAR u r wearing 2day.
N0 reply meanz u r n0t wearing it.
SEnd it2 ur frendz n seE
h0w many r n0t wearing it..


Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 63 | characters: 151

Pathan 1 Ghantay Se Pregnent Aurat Ko Chod Rha Tha,
Aurat Boli:”Khan Bus Kro Takleef Ho Rahi Hai”
Khan:”Hilo Mat,
Abhi Tak Bachay Ka Gaand Nai Mila”




Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 62 | characters: 144

1 ghar me twins peda huay
to saas ne kaha:”lo batao, hamaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr
ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain…..!!”.;-)


Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 108 | characters: 129

Ek DOGGY subha se sham tak bhonkta rha!

baobao
baoooo
baobaobao
baoooo
bao
bao
baooo
baoooo
Haan! Bilkul aise hi…