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A VERY FUNNY QUOTE :
“Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief, and,
Go like a King..!!!”-
This slogan was written on a …

TOILET DOOR -)

Sania Mirza started playing at the age of 6..
After that..
Everything in her life changed..

Except the SIZE of her skirt…!!

1 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

2 Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

3 Better to be pi**ed off than pi**ed on.

4 Boy who goes to sleep with stiff problem wakes up with solution in hand.

That awkward moment
when your neighbour starts talking to you
while you’re hanging out your underwear.

Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile,
The perfect walk,
smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous,
Thats enough about me how are you ?