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height of begging

Guest — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:18:19 +0000

Height Of Begging!!

A sleeping beggar puts up
A notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise
By dropping coins
Offer notes” =D

clock in classroom

Guest — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:54:35 +0000

Words written above a classroom Clock.

“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,

Coz too many Students are watching It..!”

when u are sleeping

Guest — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:24:21 +0000

Angry Moment
when U are sleeping & someone
enters Ur Room,
turns on the Light & then leaves Without turning it OFF

common between guys n girls

Guest — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:12:46 +0000

Boy: I Think We Have
Something In Common … !

Girl: Ohh Really .. What’s That ?

Boy: It’s Called ‘Nothing’ . . . =P =D

Our ancestors had Tails

Guest — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:40:23 +0000

Our ancestors had Tails

Our Ancestors had Tails

Two greatest days in our life..

admin — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:35:00 +0000

There are two greatest days in our life..
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The day when we were BORN..
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and
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The day we discovered PORN :p

Veena Malik naked photo funny

Guest — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:41:10 +0000

Veena’s Nude Photo Is Fake.
Veena Malik Doesn’t Look Like This Without Clothes.

-Rehman Malik
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Pedaishi Jhoota Hai Saala, Bilkul Asli Hai,
Main Ne Khud Dekha Hai..

-Zulfiqar Mirza

Boy to girl

admin — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:21:00 +0000

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?

Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?

Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhara baap ghoome ga..

when 2 people love each other

Guest — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:16:04 +0000

Sometimes,
When 2 People Love Each
Other Very Much,
They Get Married
And
:

Ruin Everything … =P =D