Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 28 | characters: 157
Aik pathan ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,
pathan ny hr swal ky nechay
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Scratch kr ky anser par lein
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Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 28 | characters: 157
Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 46 | characters: 141
Pathan: Aik kilo bhens ka doodh dey do.
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Doodh wala: Tumhara bartan chota hai.
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Pathan: Oh shit yara.
acha chalo bakri ka dey do.
Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 17 | characters: 165
2 Pathan bhag bhag k Jama’t men puhnchy,
namaz k bad 1 bola shukr hy bajamat parh li,
2sra Pathan bola,
han agr wazoo k chakar men part,a
to jamat reh jati;-)
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 70 | characters: 120
Jo Eid walay din roza rakhe woh Shaitan hai….
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Aur jo rozay walay din Eid mana le?
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Woh Pathan hai.:
Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 51 | characters: 317
3 admion ko phansi hone lagi.
Un main say 3 pathan tha.
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Pehly ko phansi lagayi to rassa dheela hony ki waja sy woh nechy paani main jaa gira.
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Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main jaa gira aur bach gaya.
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Jab tesry ki bari ayi to wo jallad sy bola:
“Khocha yeh rassa thek karlo hum ko terna nai ati”.