Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 89 | characters: 160
Pathan ka shair
Na Botal main
Na jar main
Na hotel main
Na bar main
Na bike peh
Na car main..
jo mza hai “NISWAR”mein
Wona Ishq mein hai
na pyar mein.
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Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 89 | characters: 160
Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 65 | characters: 157
Ek Pathan Library me 3 Ghante ek buk parne k bad bola
“So Boring, So many Charactrs
Bt no Story
” Librarian says: Abey O ye ya “TELEPHONE” directory hy.
Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Pathan SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 449 | characters: 129
Pathan: apni BIVI se..
Tumhari Gan* mein wo MAZA nahi
jo uss may hay..
Biwi: kis mein ?
Pathan: Ghore ki Gan* me hay..:->
Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 204 | characters: 156
In battle pathan was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Pathan g replied,
‘O jis may machar nahe ghus sakta goli kia ghusay gi.
Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 63 | characters: 151
Pathan 1 Ghantay Se Pregnent Aurat Ko Chod Rha Tha,
Aurat Boli:”Khan Bus Kro Takleef Ho Rahi Hai”
Khan:”Hilo Mat,
Abhi Tak Bachay Ka Gaand Nai Mila”