Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. 
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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…
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Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..
Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-)
Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”Æ”
