Sardar: Tum Pathano ne kabhi koi
kabil-e-fakhar kaam b kia hy?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhi hy.
Pakistan me pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,
Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer Khan,
World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus Khan
Or to or Pakistan bnane wala kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam Khan 
U..I
Lo bai Aaj 1 or pathan pit gaya
Molvi Jumma Parhane sy pehly:
Kisi ka Pao line sy Age nhn hona Chahiy
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Pathan:
Q Molvi Sahab kya No Ball ho jaege?
Pathan ko rota daikh kar friend ne pucha kiya howa?
Pathan: Bohut bara dhoka,main ne 2 t0n ka
A.C kharida, ghar akar tola to sirf 25 kilo ka nikla:
Pathan: mujhe 4 baje jaga dena.
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Naukr: lekn mujhe to time dekhna nhi ata.
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Pathan: o yara tum jaga dena time main khud dekh lega.
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Pathan: fakhar sy!
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