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1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me

admin — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 17:56:46 +0000

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya.
Sotay me uski Mout hogai.
Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k usko aik chance aur dia jaye.
Usko murghi bana k zameen pe bhej dia jata hai.
Murghi ban’ne k baad wo aik anda deta hai aur bohat
khush hota hai.
Jese he wo dusra anda dene lagta hai to us
k sir pe joota lagta hai aur
Uski BV ki aawaz Aati hai:
uth kambakhat tu bistar pe Potti kar raha hai.

bakray ka sadqa

admin — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 18:52:27 +0000

1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar : tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kar diya.

My Back Ground Music

admin — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 08:49:51 +0000

1 Baar Pathan Ka EngLish Ki CLass Mein Paad NikaL Gaya..

Teacher:
“What is This”?

Pathan:
“This is My Back Ground Music”:-

Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida

admin — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:19:05 +0000

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

Motorway police

admin — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:21:58 +0000

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha

admin — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:31:45 +0000

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

Murgi Beemar Huwa

admin — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 15:42:14 +0000

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…

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Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha

admin — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:50:38 +0000

Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..

humare pait main gas hai

admin — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:26:21 +0000

Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-)

Khan 2 Frnd

admin — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:57:54 +0000

Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”Æ”