DecentSMS.com » Pathan SMS http://decentsms.com latest free sms / love sms / Text Messages [ new sms / Funny sms / good night / birthday sms j Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:24:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 Murgi Beemar Huwa http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/murgi-beemar-huwa.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/murgi-beemar-huwa.html#comments Fri, 01 Jan 2010 15:42:14 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8788 Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…

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Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/murgi-beemar-huwa.html/feed 0 Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-1-chaku-pani-ma-ubal-rha-tha.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-1-chaku-pani-ma-ubal-rha-tha.html#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:50:38 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8765 Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-1-chaku-pani-ma-ubal-rha-tha.html/feed 0 humare pait main gas hai http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/humare-pait-main-gas-hai.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/humare-pait-main-gas-hai.html#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:26:21 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8415 Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/humare-pait-main-gas-hai.html/feed 0 Khan 2 Frnd http://decentsms.com/funny-pathan-sms/khan-2-frnd.html http://decentsms.com/funny-pathan-sms/khan-2-frnd.html#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:57:54 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8259 Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”Æ”

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-pathan-sms/khan-2-frnd.html/feed 0 Pathan ki taang me gehra cut http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-ki-taang-me-gehra-cut.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-ki-taang-me-gehra-cut.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:05:12 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7936 Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya
Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge
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Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga
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Nurse :3000
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Pathan:tanka lagwana he

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Karhai nhi karwani..

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-ki-taang-me-gehra-cut.html/feed 0 Pathan k kandhe per Tota http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-k-kandhe-per-tota.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-k-kandhe-per-tota.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:48:49 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7912 ik “PATHAN” apney kaandhay
pe “TOTA” bitha kr ja rha tha,
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rastey mei 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
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bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
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“TOTA” bola ”
PATHAN” hy yarr

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-k-kandhe-per-tota.html/feed 0 Peshawar k Pathan http://decentsms.com/funny-pathan-sms/peshawar-k-pathan.html http://decentsms.com/funny-pathan-sms/peshawar-k-pathan.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:42:52 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7902 Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.

Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.

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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay. :-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-pathan-sms/peshawar-k-pathan.html/feed 0 Pathan Favourite Song http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-favourite-song.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-favourite-song.html#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:39:59 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7643 Once a Pathan was asked,
“Khan Jee…! aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?”
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Khan Sahab replied:

“Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti”.

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pathan-favourite-song.html/feed 0 lotay may pepsi thi kia http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lotay-may-pepsi-thi-kia.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lotay-may-pepsi-thi-kia.html#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:24:39 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7615 Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia…?

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lotay-may-pepsi-thi-kia.html/feed 0 Golden Number http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/golden-number.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/golden-number.html#comments Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:49:49 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7609 Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.
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Pathan Bola,
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“I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?” =P

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