1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya.
Sotay me uski Mout hogai.
Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k usko aik chance aur dia jaye.
Usko murghi bana k zameen pe bhej dia jata hai.
Murghi ban’ne k baad wo aik anda deta hai aur bohat
khush hota hai.
Jese he wo dusra anda dene lagta hai to us
k sir pe joota lagta hai aur
Uski BV ki aawaz Aati hai:
uth kambakhat tu bistar pe Potti kar raha hai.
1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,
Sardar : tum eska sadka utar lo
To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kar diya.
1 Baar Pathan Ka EngLish Ki CLass Mein Paad NikaL Gaya..
Teacher:
“What is This”?
Pathan:
“This is My Back Ground Music”:-
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. 
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