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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…

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Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..

Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-)

Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”Æ”

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya
Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge
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Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga
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Nurse :3000
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Pathan:tanka lagwana he

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Karhai nhi karwani..

ik “PATHAN” apney kaandhay
pe “TOTA” bitha kr ja rha tha,
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rastey mei 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
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bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
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“TOTA” bola ”
PATHAN” hy yarr