Funny SMS / text Messages






Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 132 | characters: 412

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya.
Sotay me uski Mout hogai.
Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k usko aik chance aur dia jaye.
Usko murghi bana k zameen pe bhej dia jata hai.
Murghi ban’ne k baad wo aik anda deta hai aur bohat
khush hota hai.
Jese he wo dusra anda dene lagta hai to us
k sir pe joota lagta hai aur
Uski BV ki aawaz Aati hai:
uth kambakhat tu bistar pe Potti kar raha hai.


Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 58 | characters: 180

1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar : tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kar diya.


Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 27 | characters: 134

1 Baar Pathan Ka EngLish Ki CLass Mein Paad NikaL Gaya..

Teacher:
“What is This”?

Pathan:
“This is My Back Ground Music”:-




Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 118 | characters: 151

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p


Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 48 | characters: 167

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)