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Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.
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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…
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Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..
Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-)