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Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 73 | characters: 151

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p



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Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 25 | characters: 167

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

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Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 122 | characters: 204

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)

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Category: Funny SMS, Latest SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 207 | characters: 98

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…

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Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

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Category: Funny SMS, Latest SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 113 | characters: 160

Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..

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Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 95 | characters: 152

Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-)

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