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Category: English SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 179 | characters: 251

Lion is one lazy animal which sleeps 18 hrs a day,
if hardwork is the only key to success,
then Donkey would have been the king of animals.
But Still LION stands as the King.
Dedicated to all my lazy friends,sleep well-smart work is more important



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Category: Faraz SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 99 | characters: 166

“Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay

“faraz”

Phir Tum Milay,
phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista baghairton ka tola sa ban gaya:-D
Love u jiGerz;-)

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Category: Friendship SMS | Total views: 61 | characters: 161

Birth is from Mother
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
lifelong smiles
is
from
FRIEND .
Isnt It?

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Category: English SMS, Friendship SMS | Total views: 113 | characters: 378

Two friends sitting on a t0p 0f the hill .

1st: if i say t0 you jump down, will you do?

2nd: yes, i will

1st: why?

2nd: because i know you will catch my hand and pull me up

1st: if i dont then…?

2nd: Then i’ll die with the belief that my friend tried his best but couldnot save me..!

“friendship is not about doing something but about believing some one”

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Category: Friendship SMS | Total views: 34 | characters: 270

“Friendship is an interpersonal and immediate understanding
of interactional ways of peculiaristic and
democratically undefined methods of controlling emotional hyperbolic reactions”,

Sirf friend kehnay sy kuch nai hota,
Definition pata honi chahye definition;-)

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Category: Friendship SMS | Total views: 178 | characters: 423

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2011

After serious and cautious consideration,

Ur contract of FRIENDship has been renewed for the Year 2011.

It was a hard decision to make.

So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.

Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It’s impossible to find a FRIEND

Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,

Don’t loose Me..!
;-)

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