Category: Flirt SMS, Insult SMS, Latest SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 14,211 | characters: 229
Nurs : mubark ho apke han bcha hua hy kia nam socha hy
BAP: ap itni hot aur beautiful hen ap hi koi nam btaden
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Category: Flirt SMS, Insult SMS, Latest SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 14,211 | characters: 229
Category: Flirt SMS | Total views: 355 | characters: 450
Larkon ki Setting:
First call: Sorry galati say no dial ho gia
2nd call: Name bta dain.
3rd call: Aap muj se dosti karain ge
4th call: I love u.kia hum mil skte hen
5th call: Kal aap k sath jo aap ki dost thi, us ka no chaye tha.
6th call: I was joking me tmhare elawa kisi k baray mai soch b nhi skta. Ainda kbi aisa nai kahon ga.
7th call: Tm muj se bht pyar krti ho na. apni dost ka no. de do plz.
Moral: Kutay ki Dum kabi sedhi nhi hoti..
Category: Flirt SMS | Total views: 422 | characters: 171
Boy: Suit acha pehna hai
lrki:Thnx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lgai hai
lrki:Thx
Boy:makeup b boht acha kia hai
lrki:Thx ‘BHAI’
Boy:khubsrt phr b nhi lg rhi ho
Category: Flirt SMS | Total views: 308 | characters: 210
“AMMA JAAN” ki nasihat
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Pyar Karo,
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Zror Karo,
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Mna To Nhe Kia,
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Lyken..?
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Pyar Karo Kisi Aik Se,
Pyar Karo Kisi Naik Se,
Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Mily,
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Try Karo Har Aik se.:d
Category: Flirt SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 2,480 | characters: 441
GIRLS’ TOP 10 LIES
1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio’n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho,
main nahi reh pao’n gi tmhare bina.
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Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true … =P =D