Latest & New Flirt sms / text messages collection for flirty peoples loving to send flirty sms messages or love to have text flirt in different laguages such as hindi english or urdu
Height of Flirting !!
Boy- Is ur EYES frm McDonalds?
Girl- (with mysterios look!! And ask) y..??
Boy- Bcoz I AM LOVING IT…!
TRUE MEANINGS OF
BOYS STATEMENTS:
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> Statement:
“I’m a Romantic.”
……> True Meaning:
“I’m poor..” :O
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> Statement:
“You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.”
>True Meaning:
“You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me..” :’(
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> Statement:
“I really want to get to know you better.”
> True Meaning:
“So I can tell my friends about it..” 
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> Statement:
“I don’t know if I like her.”
> True Meaning:
“She won’t sleep with me..” :O
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> Statement:
“Do you ‘really’ Love me?”
> True Meaning:
“I’ve done something stupid..” 
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> Statement:
“I have something to tell you.”
> True Meaning:
“Get tested..” :B
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> Statement:
“I think we should just be friends.”
> True Meaning:
“You’re ugly..” :O
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> Statement:
“I’ve learned a lot from you.”
> True Meaning:
“Next!!!!”
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”
6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed:
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1.No
2.Give some time
3.I have always seen u as my frnd
4.I already have a bf
5.V shud concentrate on studies
6.dis is jus infactuation
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If a BOY is proposed:
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4.yes
5.yes
6.yes
A management student hugs a girl..
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
*girl slaps the boy*
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!