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Category: Flirt SMS | Total views: 50 | characters: 301

Flirt SMS / Text Messages

Latest & New Flirt sms / text messages collection for flirty peoples loving to send flirty sms messages or love to have text flirt in different laguages such as hindi english or urdu



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Category: English SMS, Flirt SMS | Total views: 99 | characters: 169

A girl can wait for the right man to come along,
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but in the meantime
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that still doesn’t mean
she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

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Category: English SMS, Flirt SMS | Total views: 107 | characters: 115

I heard that good looks can kill
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So, please dont look at me
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I dont wanna see you die.!!!.

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Flirt SMS | Total views: 116 | characters: 180

A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?
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He Replied: The Next One.
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MORAL:
Always Aim high Continuously Improve Your Performance. :-)

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Category: English SMS, Flirt SMS | Total views: 150 | characters: 160

If I never met you, I wouldn’t like you.
If I didn’t like you I wouldn’t love you.
If I didn’t love you I wouldn’t miss you,
but I did, I do and I will….

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Category: Flirt SMS | Total views: 88 | characters: 261

Boyfriend:
Tumhari Mummy Ne Bataya Hai k Yeh Libas Tumne Khud Siya Hai.
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Girlfriend:
Han
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Boyfriend:
Yeh Libas Mujhe Buhat Pasand Hai.
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Girlfriend:
Oh! Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
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Boyfriend:
Main Janta Hon, Isi Liye To Yeh Mujhe Pasand Hai. :-)

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