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A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?

He Replied: The Next One.

MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance.

Nurs : mubark ho apke han bcha hua hy kia nam socha hy
BAP: ap itni hot aur beautiful hen ap hi koi nam btaden
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Larkon ki Setting:
First call: Sorry galati say no dial ho gia
2nd call: Name bta dain.
3rd call: Aap muj se dosti karain ge
4th call: I love u.kia hum mil skte hen
5th call: Kal aap k sath jo aap ki dost thi, us ka no chaye tha.
6th call: I was joking me tmhare elawa kisi k baray mai soch b nhi skta. Ainda kbi aisa nai kahon ga.
7th call: Tm muj se bht pyar krti ho na. apni dost ka no. de do plz.
Moral: Kutay ki Dum kabi sedhi nhi hoti..

Boy: Suit acha pehna hai

lrki:Thnx

Boy:lipstik boht achi lgai hai

lrki:Thx

Boy:makeup b boht acha kia hai

lrki:Thx ‘BHAI’

Boy:khubsrt phr b nhi lg rhi ho

“AMMA JAAN” ki nasihat
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Pyar Karo,
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Zror Karo,
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Mna To Nhe Kia,
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Lyken..?
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Pyar Karo Kisi Aik Se,

Pyar Karo Kisi Naik Se,

Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Mily,
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Try Karo Har Aik se.:d