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Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 52 | characters: 194

Ye padh lena
important hy … Exam mein
pakka pucha jaye ga

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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye
ga kia?

Anything 4 u dude … ;->


Category: English SMS, Exam SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 417 | characters: 158

boy 2 girl b4 exam:
hey all d best,
girl also told d same
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But girl scored 80 marks and
boy failed
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moral: Only boy’s wish with true heart


Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 172 | characters: 214

Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
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Son: Konsi Bike?
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Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
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Aur
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Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye. :-)




Category: Exam SMS, Funny SMS, Latest SMS | Total views: 364 | characters: 316

I got “0″ marks in exam..
So Check the paper and tell me i am right na.!
Q.1 What is formula of water?
Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).
Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page120.
Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deol…
Now tel me who is wrong,
me or teacher!:-)


Category: Exam SMS, Latest SMS | Total views: 193 | characters: 466

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein

Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein

Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante

Ek short questions me kat gaya aur do lengthy sawal mein

Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa

Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein

In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay

Itni jagah kaha hai dimagh e daagdaar mein

Kitna hai badnaseeb STUDENT NAQAL k liye

Do kagaz k tukre na milay pore hall mein..!!:-(