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Category: Exam SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 233 | characters: 161

Newt0n’s Law 0f Student0l0gy!
“Every Bo0k c0ntinues t0 be in it’s State 0f Rest 0r c0vered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term 0r final exam Appears.” ;->



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Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 112 | characters: 176

First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental*

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Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 71 | characters: 168

Tip for d exams:
In the exam hall…
.
.
Look Above for
inspiration,
.
.
Below for
Concentration.
and if none work, then
.

.
look BESIDE for
information

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Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 78 | characters: 174

If You Fail in Exam:

Mom Says 3 Words “Thora Parh Lete”

Dad Says 3 Words “Ye Nahi Sudhrega”

Lover Says 3 Words “How Could You”

Friend Says 3 Words

.
.

“Mein Bhi FAIL”

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Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 46 | characters: 194

Ye padh lena
important hy … Exam mein
pakka pucha jaye ga

.
….

.

.

.

1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye
ga kia?

Anything 4 u dude … ;->

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Category: English SMS, Exam SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 396 | characters: 158

boy 2 girl b4 exam:
hey all d best,
girl also told d same
.
But girl scored 80 marks and
boy failed
.

.

moral: Only boy’s wish with true heart

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