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Category: Exam SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 38 | characters: 159

DAD:Paper kesa hoa?
SON:Sirf Q1 rh gya.
Q2 aa ni rha tha.
Q4 krna bhol gya.
Q5 nazr ni aya or
Q6 papr k dosri side pe tha
.DAD:Or Q3?
SON:Sirf whi ghlt hoa;-)


Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 37 | characters: 458

When i Die, bury me deep ten feet down fast asleep…
Place my chemistry book on my head,
Tell my teacher that i am dead…
Place my physics’ book on my chest,
Tell my teacher how i am at rest…
Place my maths book in my right hand,
Tell my teacher nothing i understand… P
lace my bio book on my left,
Tell my teacher i tried my best…
Also tell my teachers not to cry,
For they are those who made me die… :D


Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 35 | characters: 160

Y V dnt study whole semester
N
Spent sleepless nights durin Exams?.
coz
Sahil K Sakun Se Hume InKar Nai Magar,
Tufanon Se kashti nikalne ka maza aur hai:-)




Category: Exam SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 592 | characters: 131

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu…

Likh k Aaya tha…

” HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF ” =P ;->


Category: Exam SMS | Total views: 464 | characters: 136

Sun: ‘Mummy, if I failed in this exam I’ll commite suicide’.
Mother: ‘Shut up! never say that. If you try to do so I’ll just kill you’.