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Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
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Son: Konsi Bike?
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Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
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Aur
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Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye.

I got “0″ marks in exam..
So Check the paper and tell me i am right na.!
Q.1 What is formula of water?
Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).
Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page120.
Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deol…
Now tel me who is wrong,
me or teacher!:-)

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein

Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein

Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante

Ek short questions me kat gaya aur do lengthy sawal mein

Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa

Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein

In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay

Itni jagah kaha hai dimagh e daagdaar mein

Kitna hai badnaseeb STUDENT NAQAL k liye

Do kagaz k tukre na milay pore hall mein..!!:-(

William Studyfear said…!!!
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‘This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!
I don’t know how people find time to study…:

Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..