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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 258 | characters: 498

Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, passed away
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again remarried, and this time,
she and John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Mother's Day SMS | Total views: 6 | characters: 122

“Combination of million words from 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.”:)
LuvE u M0m..
Happy Mother`s daY ♥


Category: English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 4 | characters: 154

Love is not a BUSINESS
where you give when you
get..♥
it’s a beautiful FEELING for
someone where.♥
you like to give even if you don’t get.♥




Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 20 | characters: 560

A Girl asked her Boyfriend
.
GF: Why do you love me?
BF: I have no reason.
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GF didnt like it ‘n replied
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GF: No. Give me a reason.
BF: Ohkay… ‘Coz you’re beautiful, caring ‘n attractive.
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Girl was satisfied,
Then one day she got sick ‘n look Terribly Thin, Pale ‘n Weak…
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GF: Do you still love me?
BF: Now that you’re not pretty ‘n attractive do i have a reason to love you?
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Girl Cried…
The boy hold her hand ‘n said
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BF: Now you Understand?
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“Love doesn’t need reasons.
I Love You ‘n still love you no matter what Happens.”